Pick Up Lines - Be Entertained
This is my collection of the best pick up lines I've heard. Some may work if you get lucky, but most are just hilarious. I'm sure you'll enjoy reading these, but don't take them too seriously. They're here for fun.|
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WARNING: These are NOT intended to be used
You'll more than likely get shot down if you attempt to use any of these pick-up lines when approaching girls. These pickup lines are funny and intended for entertainment purposes only. However, if you already know a particular girl, you could say something like "Want to hear this funny pick up line I heard... (insert pick up line)". This may make her laugh and warm up to you. I suggest only using these in a scenario such as the one described above. You can also Tweet any of these pick up lines if you think they are funny and want to share them with your friends, just click or tap on the next to any line you like. With that said, on to the pick up lines... just remember, don't say I didn't warn you!
1. "Do you like to dance? Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?"|
2. "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."|
3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"|
"Don't be selfish! You get to have that body for your entire life. I just want it for one night."|
Her: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"
(Use index finger to call her over) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
"You are the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening."
"I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?"
"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
"Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated."
"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"
"Hi. You'll do."
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink."
"Wow, my daughter has your eyes" (she says anything) "Oh no, she isn't born yet."
"Take me home with you. If you don't like it I'll give you a full refund."
"Which is easier? You getting that ass into those jean or me getting it out of them?"
"Can I at least just get a fake number?"
"Hey beautiful... that is your name, right?"
"You know how some guys buy expensive cars to make up for certain... shortages? Well, I ride the bus baby."
"Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go."
"You know, looking at you right now, in this light... I could fuck you."
"If I were you I would definitely have sex with me. Just sayin'."
"I like your outfit. It would look great on the floor next to my bed."
"What is your name? Cool, that would sound perfect with my last name."
"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do."
"Do you believe that love can't be bought? Good, cause I'm broke."
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. You are? It must be an hour fast!"
"I took a vow of chastity. You could strip naked, kiss me, give me a lapdance, and I will still resist. Wanna bet?"
"Do you like any of these dudes in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me"
"You're definitely going on my list of things to do tonight."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"I'll bet you ten bucks my dick can't fit into your mouth."
"Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all about the sex, or would there be some meaning to it?"
"Your shirt has to go, but you can stay."
"You should stop drinking!" (Why?) "Because you're driving me home."
"I wanna know everything about you; your dreams, your ambitions, your number."
"We would look so good on a wedding cake together."
"Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Apart from being sexy, what else do you do?"
"Do you like apples? How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?"
"I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet."
"Can my friend have your number so he knows where to pick me up in the morning?"
"Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?"
"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"
"Happy hour's over but it's still going strong back at my place."
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
"Do you want to do a 68?" "What's that?" "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "fuck it". "
"I have sex on the first date. Do you?"
"Want to try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but down under."
"I just realized that you look exactly like my next girlfriend."
"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "
"Do you ever plan on having kids? I can help you practice."
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
"If I had to pick between fucking you or winning the lottery, I'd choose the lottery... but it would be real close."
"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"If I ask you on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"
"I bet you 5 bucks I can kiss you without even touching you." Lean in, kiss her, then hand her a $5 bill.
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"I think your friend is really hot. Do you have a ride home or is it just going to be the three of us?"
"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look really bad."
You: "You look just like my first wife" Her: "How many times have you been married?" You: "never".
"Dance with me and you'll have my attention, sing for me and you'll have my heart. I really hope you can't sing, because I just wanna fuck."
"I just popped a Viagra. We've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place."
"I don't care what you think about me as long as it's X-Rated."
"If you won't fuck me, can I at least fuck you?"
"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?"
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"We make a perfect match. I'm hard, and you're easy."
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
"Ok, I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?"
"Wow, your eyes are the same color as my Ferrari!"
"When our kids ask us how we first met, I'm going to tell them the first thing that you said to me was..."
"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "
"Let's skip all the boring parts and just get naked."
"I'm psychic. I can tell you want to marry me. You don't? Damn, I always get "marry" and "fuck" mixed up."
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"
"Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"This is some nice fucking weather. Want to?"
"We're going to dance to this one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck."
"What do I have to do to be your booty call?"
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