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Passing Chump Tests
by So Cal Playboy
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I've had a couple people msg me asking about chump tests. Basically, a chump test is a little game a woman throws your way to try and seperate the wimps from the pimps. I know this cat named Fingers that has already put out a written word on it. Hopefully this helps:
What is a Chump Test?
When dealing with fine women who are accustomed to constant male attention, you have to realize that their screening process is different from yours. These chicks get hit on every day by tons of dudes. She has the power to be selective and she does not hesitate to use it. If a chick is attracted to you, often times she will run these little tests on you to see if you are worthy of her affections.
Here are some examples:
HER: Can you put this in the trash for me?
CHUMP: Oh, of course! Do you need anything else?
YOU: No! Haha just kidding. Sure I can, but what's in it for me?
HER: Could you do me a big favor?
CHUMP: Your wish is my command!
YOU: I dunno (pause and look her up and down) aint nothing for free in this world, honey. You gots to earn favors! Give me a massage first and I will think about it.
HER: Are you a player or something?
CHUMP: (nervous and sweating) Uhh.. uhh..no?
YOU: Oh totally, all the ladies want a piece of me. Usually my pimp status is more obvious, but I left my fur coat and gold chains at home. You should come over to my place later on and I'll show them to you. (wink) So anyways like I was sayin.. (Keep talking as if she never interrupted you)
HER: OMG, you are such a jerk!
CHUMP: Why do you say that? (takes her personally)
YOU: So what is it about jerks that turn you on so much?
HER: I never have sex on the first night.
CHUMP: Oh. (feels like he was just shot down)
YOU: Me neither, I get so tired of these women who just want to use me and toss me aside like a sex toy.
HER: I have a boyfriend.
CHUMP: Really, sorry to bother you then. He is a lucky guy!
YOU: (said in a playful manner) I have a boyfriend too. And you know what he told me before I went out tonight? He said, "If you meet someone exciting, have a good time! I don't want to hold you back." I think it's wonderful that he is so open like that, don't you? (credit cooljoe for this gem)
HER: You only want sex.
CHUMP: That's not true!
YOU: You are the one who brought it up.
HER: Sex can really ruin a good friendship, you know?
CHUMP: Yeah, you are so right.
YOU: Wow, are you really that bad of a lover?(scandalous grin)
Notice how the chump fails her tests and lets her control his mindstate. See how she says these little things to seperate the chumps from the champs? She wants to see if she can throw you off your game. Often times she is also trying to disrupt the state you are putting her in because God forbid she should have such slutty feelings for a smooth fellow like you! The trick is to not let her mess up your flow. Never take these questions seriously or answer them directly and you will pass with flying colors.
She'll ask for favors or tell you she is not interested in sex. But you don't play that game, you get her to do YOU favors and ultimately accuse her of trying to seduce you. Turn the tables on her and she will love you for it! Tease and flirt with her and you will notice her get turned on and touch you or hit you playfully. This is sexual communication my friends. It is the art of Verbal Foreplay!
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